So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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