that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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