Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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