My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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