I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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