Do vagina's smell?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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