Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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