I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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