I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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