My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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