we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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