HIV tests are more positive than that guy
You're so nebulous sometimes
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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