you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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