there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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