We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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