so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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