No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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