wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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