I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
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