i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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