all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Dignity is for republicans.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
cat food counts as protein by the way
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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