Christians are straight up FREAKS
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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