Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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