Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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