the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
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