Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
We're too hungover to prance.
I love you. Go after that dick
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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