i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
