I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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