no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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