There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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