question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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