Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
