Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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