ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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