I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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