He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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