its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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