Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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