hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
of course. lets lasso hookers.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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