I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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