I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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