i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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