The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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