I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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