And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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