Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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