fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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