I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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