Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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