i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
He felt like a one man threesome
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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