I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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