Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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