I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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